• Energy Drink of the Month Club

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    I dare you to find a better way to spend your hard earned money.

  • THE MISSION

    Get some energy TO THE FACE. Each month open up a box of 4-6 dangerously flavorful, unique, heart-powering energy drinks and sups from around the world to give your lazy ass the boost it needs.

     

    Those heart palpitations are normal...

  • Just a few FAQs

    I want to be cooler, what can energy drinks do to help?

    ENERGY DRINKS MAKE YOU AWESOME

    Little Enrique here definitely drinks energy drinks. Be like him.

    What can it do for my love life?

    ENERGY DRINKS GET YOU LAID

    I've been drinking energy drinks for years now and I've been laid almost 4 times. Coincidence? I think not.

    Sharks?

    Shark pic.

    SHARKS!

  • Questions, Concerns, Suggestions?

    Let us know how you really feel. About anything. Want more types of energy drinks/supplements? Have questions about the products? Boyfriend problems? Don't like hand-sanitizer? Whatever ails you, my child - we want to hear it.